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Darth Vader’s Guide to Face Masks
This is a creative writing blog post as if I were Darth Vader.
Even I wear a mask! So what’s the big deal. I was wearing a face mask before it was cool. I guess you can say I started the trend. Just saying.
Trust me you do not want me to take it off! So when you go on that date with someone, you may not want them to take off their mask either. You may truly get to see something you didn’t want to see!
My mask helps me breathe. How can you all not breathe without them? Which I’m sure that helps protect me from junk in the air.
My voice sounds different when I speak with my mask on. How about you? Wait what’s that? I can’t hear you. You sound muffled.
Did you know that my mask almost was a scarf that would cover my face! Look it up! Neat factoid about Darth Vader.
In order for me to eat with it on, I have to eat a medpack, RepMed, why can’t you do the same to eat while wearing a face mask?
If you follow my blog at CourageousChristianFather.com, you will know I also like creative writing, just like this blog post.